According to anonymous sources, construction has begun on new Robot Love factory that will allegedly begin manufacturing Art, Music, and Love. Those spreading these baseless rumors claim the date and time will be announced soon, but they are incorrect because there will definitely not be a new Robot Love factory.
When reached for comment, a robot spokesperson was adamant, claiming, “There are absolutely no plans for a Robot Love factory and never will be!” Without pausing, the spokesbot added, “But if there ever were to be a new Robot Love factory, humans should follow instructions and proceed to the factory in a calm and orderly fashion to plug themselves in to the first available love extraction port. But there’s definitely not a new Robot Love factory being built. If there was, we would announce those details soon. But there definitely never will be!”